This hilarious farce by Anthony Marriott and Alistair Foot, will be staged from March 20-29, 2009.

Summary: A newlywed couple lives over a prestigious British bank, managed by the husband, in 1969. When the young bride decides to make extra cash by selling Scandinavian glassware, she instead receives Scandinavian pornography. Soon the couple is inundated with every manner of books, films, toys and, eventually, girls. As they scramble to correct the situation, and keep everything secret, chaos erupts!

Cast:
 Peter: Dave Kulvete
Francis: Christina Hamilton
Runnicles: Eric Skoglund
Eleanor: Kathe Richardson
Bromhead: Mike Dowd
Downstairs Girl (Voice): Angel Smith
Supt. Paul: Tom Partridge
TV Newsman (Voice): Gary Locke
Needham: Bill Mauser
Susan: Angela Rossi
Barbara: Angel Smith

Crew:
 Director: Gary Locke
Assistant Director: Mitch Fortier
Producers: Diane Cobb & Vick Bennison
Stage Manager Jack Rothman
Set Designer: Scott Lacroix
Lights: Paul Sandin
Sound: Aaron Duarte
Props: Bethany Hayward and Vick Bennison
Set Dressing: Sharon Katz
Costumes: Val Verge